To make it up to this reviewer for having to suffer through dialouge and character development (yikes! Poor guy…) I shall keep this review action-packed!
“No!! My partner!! He was 12 hours from retirement at his little girls wedding!!”
*Coughing* Avenge me, Antonio…”
(Antonio throws knife at passing Ninja) “Damn right I will, McCloud…”
(Antonio bites off then throws a grenade!! An ACTIVE one!!)
(Slow motion, running while carrying McCloud’s blood, bullet-riddled corpse) “Whoooooa……!”
(Biggest, most amazing explosion ever, ninja body parts flying everywhere!! Antonio whips McCloud’s limp, dead body around over his head like a helicopter and flies!)
(Antonio lands on a bikini island of hot ladies. He tosses the corpse of McCloud into the ocean. He lights his cigarette as he regards 50 hot, naked chicks.) “Hey baby. You look like a grief counselor to me…”